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March, 2007

• Travel only with thy equals or thy betters; if there are none, travel alone. - The Dhammapada
• I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones - Wilde
• "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." ---Jessica Rabbit, "Who Framed Roger Rabbi

November, 2006

• "The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat...

September, 2005

• (Post 8)
• Wiblog entry for 04/09/2005
• "An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have;"
• "Biography lends to death a new terror." Oscar Wilde

August, 2005

• "Have fun, but be sure to wear your safety goggles." Google Corporate Information
• "If a book is any good, the cheaper the better." Bernard Shaw
• "Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about." Oscar Wilde

June, 2005

• "It takes a long time to bring excellence to maturity." Publilius Syrus
• "Unlike most of you, I am not a nut." Homer Simpson
• "Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss." Mae West

May, 2005

• "All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!" Bob Newhart
• Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

April, 2005

• "Do you update your wiblog because you are afraid...
• "Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else." J.M. Barrie
• "Big Al says so" Ed, Shaun of the Dead
• "Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick...

March, 2005

• "So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because....
• "The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world." Oscar Wilde
• "Art is either plagiarism or revolution." Paul Gauguin

February, 2005

• "ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection."
• "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known" Walt Disney
• "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." M.C. Escher
• "Alright, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me-

January, 2005

• "Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing." Robert Bletchley
• "I cannot pretend to feel impartial about colours..."
• "Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work." Aristotle
• "My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain." WH Auden
• "Water. Fish in it. Hedgehogs, I love hedgehogs. Marmite....
• "The corned beef is exquisitely done...
• "All right, let's not panic...

December, 2004

• "and hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near."
• "There
• "It
• "...of Christmases long ago."
• "...there'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories..."
• "...and caroling out in the snow"
• "...and parties for hosting..."
• "...marshmallows for roasting..."
• "...there'll be parties for hosting..."
• "...it's the most wonderful time of the year"
• "...Be of good cheer.."
• "...And everyone telling you be of good cheer..."
• "...With the kids jingle belling,"
• "It's the most wonderful time of the year..."

November, 2004

• "...heavy metal musicians write in minor keys...
• "There are three intolerable things in life - ....

October, 2004

• "I never know how much of what I say is true." Bette Midler
• 30 Reasons Why I Love The Interweb (in no particular order) # 1
• People You See In London #12
• "I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.&q
• People You See In London #11

September, 2004

• People You See In London #10
• People You See In London #9
• People You See In London #8
• People You See In London #7
• WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE BEEB?
• People You See In London #6
• People You See In London #5
• People You See In London #4
• People You See In London #3
• People You See In London #2
• "The Virgin Mary speaks to me. She says you must go to Tiffany...
• "And now for something completely different" Monty Python (no specifics here. sorry.)
• "You never heard about people 'not having lives' until about five years ago....
• "Ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet ...

August, 2004

• "And true love waits in haunted attics...
• "Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped." Groucho Marx
• "It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds." Aesop
• "No man is an Island, entire of itself" John Donne
• "Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come." Carl Sandburg
• "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new...
• "How you can sit there eating muffins...
• "Read much, but not many books." Benjamin Franklin
• "That's it. You just made my list." Richard Nixon, Futurama
• "Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms?...
• Day Five...Sometime Thereafter

July, 2004

• Day Four....on Day Five
• Day Three of Soul In The City
• Day Two of Soul In The City
• Still Day One. Still Counting Down.
• Day One of Soul in the City
• "Can we panic now?" Ron Weasley
• Wiblog entry for 23/07/2004
• "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side...
• "The blog is looking dilapidated. You need to sort it out."
• "It's a dangerous business going out your front door." J.R.R. Tolkien
• "Desultory reading is delightful, but to be beneficial,
• "I lose my keys a lot" Fred Durst: yes, he has one too...

June, 2004

• "You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows"
• "One of the advantages of being disorderly...
• "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." Nietzsche
• "I choose Vodka. And Chaka Khan." Bridget Jones
• "First things first, but not necessarily in that order" Doctor Who

May, 2004

• "I am no more humble than my talents require." Oscar Levant
• "I didn't come into politics to change the Labour Party...
• "Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF...
• "Make it so." Captain Jean Luc Picard
• GRAMMAR, n. A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the
• "You're a wizerd, 'Arry" Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter
• "I'm just a girl in the world...that's all I wanna be..." Just a Girl, No Doubt
• "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around...
• "Prepare for extermination" Transformers (the movie)
• "I have a cunning plan..." Baldrick, Blackadder
• "One for all and all for one...
• "I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted,
• The man who reads nothing at all is better educated
• "When a man tires of London, he tires of life" Samuel Johnson
• "I'm Irish but even I realise how great
• "You affect the world by what you browse."
• "What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance"
• "If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job." Woody Allen
• "Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough"
• "All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling" Oscar Wilde
• "I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good" Seneca*
• "Don't DO that" Marge Simpson
• "Mutants are not the ones mankind should fear" Dr Jean Grey, X Men
• "When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters...
• "If Mary drops my baby girl tonight I'm gonna call her Rock 'n Roll"
• "Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car." Evan Davis
• "People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black." Henry Ford
• "Do it. Do it." Starsky (as in, Starsky and Hutch. See it now.)
• "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
• "C://dos . C://dos.run . run.dos.run "
• "For a European, you are exceptionally cultivated" Tiger Tanaka

April, 2004

• "Hear ye; hear ye" (Any town crier will do)
• "You've Got to Fight For Your Right To..." Beastie Boys
• "...The only reason your not down at that hospital right now is that you're afraid"
• "Is that picture yours? It's rubbish." Rimmer, Red Dwarf
• (Post 136)
• "There are many things I'd like to say to you but I don't know how"
• Heroes such as Davy Crockett...represent Western culture." B. Forrest Clayton
• "11 April:8st 11; alcohol units 0; cigarettes 0; Instants 9 (this must stop)"
• "Bogeys!!" Dick and Dom
• "Gah!" Bridget Jones

March, 2004

• "The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius." Wilde
• "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." Ogden Nash
• "Arrrrrrr and Avast" (um...any pirate will do)
• "I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." Elvis Presley
• "You make Ghandi look like a used cars saleseman"
• "There it was, hidden in alphabetical order" Rita Holt
• "The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting"
• "The basis of optimism is sheer terror." Oscar Wilde
• "People people Throw your love around Love me love me Take it into town"
• "Water generally flows downhill in this area." Bob Bennett, WDIV News 4,
• "?" "!" Mr Bean

February, 2004

• "I wasn't looking at your neck." Angel
• "It's been a hard's day's night, and I've been working like a dog" The Bea
• MATERIAL, adj. Having an actual existence, as distinguished from an imaginary one. Important.
• "The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day is crept into the bosom of the sea"
• "Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made." Otto Von Bismarck
• (Post 158)
• "Diamonds are a girl's best friend" Lorelei Lee, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
• "I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t." Homer Simpson
• "GAH!" Bridget Jones
• "Anyone?Anyone?Anyone?Anyone?" Ferris Beuler's Day Off
• "He was ruddy, with beautiful eyes and a handsome appearance" on David, 1 Samuel

January, 2004

• "Fasten your seatbelts kids, it's going to be a bumpy night" All About Eve
• "God save the Queen"
• "Someone's boring me. I think it's me." Dylan Thomas
• The Big Read's Big Read
• "Why does it always rain on me?" Travis
• "I feel like a Kentucky Fried idiot." - Rocky Balboa, "Rocky II"
• "BOGEYS!" Dick and Dom in DA Bungalow
• "I like my Skechers, but I LOVE my Prada backpack" 10 Things I Hate About You

December, 2003

• "He that will not stoop for a pin will never be worth a pound." Pepys
• "I think of a man, and then I take away reason and accountability"
• "Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind" Shakespeare

November, 2003

• "This is historic times" George Dubbelyer, Washington, D.C., Oct. 8, 2003
• "You won't like me when I'm angry" the Hulk
• "Treat your friends as you do your pictures...
• "If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance"George Bernar
• "And that's the world in a nutshell, an appropriate receptacle" Stan Dunn
• "Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done." Fred

October, 2003

• "Still a little bit of your song in my ear" Damien Rice, Cannonball
• "Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life" Herbert Henry Asquith
• "Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative" Oscar Wilde
• "Under every stone lurks a politician" Aristophanes
• "I need your clothes, boots and your California!"
• "Food is an important part of a balanced diet" Frank Lebowitz
• "Always remember: Those ****s work for us!" Angle Grinder Man

September, 2003

• "but the Lord has taken you, and brought you out of the iron furnace..."
• "It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them"
• "Why was I born with such contemporaries?" Oscar Wilde
• "We will be increasing security" A Blaine Spokesman
• "Come with me if you want to live" The Terminator

August, 2003

• "Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" Edgar Bergen

July, 2003

• "There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home" Ken Olsen, Preside
• "When the candles are out all women are fair" .Plutarch (46 AD - 120 AD)
• "There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education" Will Rogers
• "For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD ,
• "May our Lord Jesus Christ himself and God our Father, who loved us and by his grace gave us et
• "Woohoo" Sabrina the Teenage Witch
• "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber" Winston Churchill
• "People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like" Abraham
• "Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it" Confucius
• "Little by little, one travels far" JRR Tolkien
• "That's pathetic. Turn on your dream machine and live"
• a test
• "That's pathetic! Turn on your dream machine and live"
• "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
• "You owe me money!"
• "She makes the women I dream about look like short, fat bald men."
• "We need never be ashamed of our tears"

June, 2003

• "We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni . . .We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-ecky-ecky
• "Saw The Scornful Lady now done by a woman which makes the play appear much better than ever it
• "If only we'd stop trying to be happy we'd have a pretty good time." Edith Whart
• "And 5...4...(3)...(2)...(1)" Wayne's World
• "Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about." Oscar Wilde
• "One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory" Rita Mae Brown
• "Every once in a while, a girl has to indulge herself." Carrie, Sex and the City
• "Wayne's World, Wayne's World, Party On, Excellent" Wayne's World
• "Enid, men I might not know, but shoes, SHOES I know" Carrie, Sex and The City
• "I'm just a girl" No Doubt
• "Ah" Harold Bishop
• "HOUSE, n. A hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beelte, cockroach, f
• "When A Man Is Tired of London, He Is Tired Of Life" Dr Johnson

May, 2003

• "Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything." Floyd Dell
• "I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting." Mark Twain
• "Skill is fine, and genius in splendid, but right contacts are more valuable than either."
• "Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine." Fran Lebowitz
• "What's the going price on integrity this week?" Orson Welles to Oliver Reed in I'll Never Forget Whatsisname
• "I'll be back" The Terminator
• "I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible" Oscar Wilde
• "Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about" Wilde
• "Only the shallow know themselves" Oscar Wilde
• "She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table." Henry James
• "Climate is what we expect; weather is what we get" Mark Twain
• "Sometimes a mind needs to discover things for itself." Magneto (X Men 2)
• "Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy. Without precise calculations, we'd fly right through a star, or bounce to close to a supernova, and that would end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?" Han Solo, A New Hope
• "If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that is farthest from" Star Wars- A New Hope
• "Luke... use the Force, run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah..." Gangsta Jedi Obi-Wan

April, 2003

• "Never eat more than you can lift" Miss Piggy
• "Carpe Dentum- sieze the teeth" Mrs Doubtfire
• "Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, 'There's no place like home'." The Wizard of Oz
• "So there you go" Gus (Toula's Father) in My Big Fat Greek Wedding
• "It is a wise father that knows his own child." William Shakespeare "The Merchant of Venice", Act 2 scene 2
• "A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." Groucho Marx
• "A word to the wise does no good. It's the stupid people out there that need the help" Bill Cosby
• "Hey Up" Postman Pat
• "There are now more TV's in British households than there are people - which is a bit of a worry." Prince Charles
• "Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. " Ambrose Bierce.
• "Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, 'There's no place like home'." The Wizard Of Oz
• "Some tool-men say "Why?", this tool-man says "Why not?"." Tim Allen, Home Improvement
• "Like Anne Robinson in a Korean restaurant, it'll be dog eat dog." Graham Norton
• "I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called "A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark". " Dave Barry
• "Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories." Arthur C. Clarke

March, 2003

• "I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time." Charlie Brown
• "When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye"
• "There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know. " Ambrose Bierce
• Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)
• "I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it." Bill Cosby
• "It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper " Jerry Seinfeld
• "In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these" Paul Harvey (some American radio presenter or something)
• (Post 258)
• "The three rules of journalism: make it juicy, make it brief, make it up." Anonymous
• "Magic Mirror on the Wall, Who is the fairest one of all?"
• "I get lost in words like "thither"; "mischance"; "felicity" "
• "One can't complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday" (Eeyore again)
• "The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually." (Eeyore)
• (Post 238)
• "It rarely adds anything to say, "In my opinion" --not even modesty. Naturally a sentence is only your opinion; and you are not the Pope."
• Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum

February, 2003

• The Devil's Dictionary
• "War is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy."
• "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
• "You're gonna need a bigger boat"
• "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"
• "I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex."
• "OK, er, ogres are like... onions! "
• Look Darling, You've Got the Wrong Holly Golightly!

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