"OK, er, ogres are like... onions! "

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Date: 20 February 2003 15:54:00

"They stink?"
"Yes. No! Onions have layers! Ogres have layers. D'you get it? We both have layers!"

Like the lovable green guy, I have managed to peel off a layer. No, I haven't been on a sunny holiday in Perth. I Got Rid Of My Bad Mood. Hurrah!
I have no idea where it went, but if anyone spots it please, do not send it home. It sort of buzzed about like a fly on poop all morning, settled down like the smell of garlic on a Frenchman (or, indeed, onions on an ogre) for the afternoon. Then it defiantly reared its ugly head like a teenaged pimple on prom night at about the time cell group started, and sort of fizzled away like a bag of skips when it was all over. Any theories explaining the final destination of Spent Black Moods welcome.

"You know not everybody like onions! Eh, cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers!"

Yes, on second thoughts, perhaps I'm more like a lovely gateux than a stinky onion. Oh, and thanks for the kind wishes, fellow lovely layered bloggers. Think I will just pop home and put the kettle on.