"One of the advantages of being disorderly...

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Date: 18 June 2004 14:58:21

...is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." A. A. Milne

Today on my way home to sticky London from windy Cornwall via humid Bristol the Hospitality Man from the Buffet Car (Situated Between the First and Ordinary Class Carriages) sounded over the tannoy "good morning ladies and gentlemen. I would like to warn you that the buffet car is now open...".

Do I need to mention that I didn't buy my sandwiches from Great Western Rail this time?

In other news, if you are as incensed (and really, we should all be) by Mister Heskey's performance in England's first match in the European Cup as this young man is then you probably should buy the t-shirt.