"Some tool-men say "Why?", this tool-man says "Why not?"." Tim Allen, Home Improvement

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Date: 04 April 2003 14:14:00

You're right - the Top 10 isn't a level playing field. Do you think we should abolish it? Or play in another field.

**Yes Dave, I think we should play in a cricket field. They're much nicer than ordinary playing fields as they have those dear little quiltwork-type green squares on them.

**Here are my interesting stats for the day. You can find other such interesting things (some are pretty yuck, so if you're a youthworker I'm sure you could find a use for them) on the Guiness World Records site.


--Don't Try This At Home (unless you have one power tool too many)

Crazy Canadian chainsaw chucker Tom Comet is able to juggle three petrol-driven chainsaws for 44 throws

--There are even pictures for this one! Take a look

Kevin Cole from New Mexico holds the record for the Longest Spaghetti Strand Blown Out Of A Nostril in a single blow. On December 16, 1998, Kevin successfully achieved a record distance of 19 cm (7.5 in). Ewwwwww...

--If you like Mary Poppins, you'll love this...

One Man Band Rory Blackwell, aided by his double left-footed perpendicular percussion-pounder, three-tier right-footed horizontal 22-pronged differential beater, and 12-outlet bellow-powered horn-blower, played 108 instruments simultaneously on May 27, 1985.

On that note, have a luverly weekend all