"I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called "A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark". " Dave Barry

Date: 02 April 2003 15:43:00

Ooer, what a brilliant idea, Mister Barry, in light of the forthcoming dreaded Big Brother.

Once again the Great British Public will be seduced by the evil Broadcasting Entertainment Medium that is Television and its Evil Sidekick With The World's Cheesiest Smile, Davina McCall.

Rumour has it that this time there will be... wait for it... a SAUNA. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I give you the current climate in light entertainment-- TV bosses trying to get ratings up by encouraging the young and restless to Get Their Kit Off.

Honestly.

Oh, and there's going to be a pig this time. Apparantly none of the trendies thus far have been able to grow any veg, so Channel Four thought it would be a good idea to let them traumatise Babe instead.