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Date: 13 April 2005 20:07:08
Everyone knows how important the opening statement of a CV is. I wonder if my alternative would be sufficiently eye-catching?
A certified Genius with extensive experience in biochemical, genetic, intelligence and ultrasonic research and experimentation, including advising clients and arch nemeses on how to find the right product to win them friends, wars (of both the hot and cold variety) and marketing campaigns. First-class genius and intelligence operative skills allow her to build trust with colleagues and clients alike. Works well under pressure and volcanoes and achieves clients' deadlines.