"Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind" Shakespeare

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Date: 08 December 2003 21:39:43

Whoops...

You know Christmas, right? Well, does it count if you go shopping for everyone else and only come back with a) a top for oneself b) some eyebrow waxing-type thingies meant to inflict serious torture in the name of beauty and grooming for oneself c) purple detachable bra-straps to match aforementioned top* for oneself d) a black americano coffee and ginger & chocolate cake at the end of an exhausting "Christmas Shopping Trip" for oneself?

*er, am I allowed to mention br*'s? Apologies to those who are sensitive about all things lingerie.