"When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye"

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Date: 27 March 2003 16:06:00

Okay folks, today's entry is (again) a little frivolous. I think I've stopped thinking about war and all things profound! Perhaps this has something to do with me actually _having work to do_. Hurrah! I think.

Right. We all lurve country music. Well, not all. I don't. But I suspect our Wibbling Brother Dave may do... dunno, I just get that impression from his wiblog...
So I've had a wee look at a great site with zillions of classic country song titles, and have compiled a short list of my faves.

"How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight?"

"I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling"

"I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better"

"I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You"

"You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly"

"At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump"


And being a Girly Girl, I think my fave is

"Did I Shave my Legs for This?"

Wadda y'all think? Really Bad Country Songs