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Date: 04 March 2003 15:53:00
I think that I think, therefore I think that I am- Ambrose Bierce
Let me relate to you the intricacies of serving artistes. Not artists. Artistes.
On Friday we hosted a concert with a relatively well-known singer. I was the lucky gal to look after the band, which went something like:
I'm a veggie, which of these has no meat?
Uh... the vegetarian one with all the veggies?
And I'm pregnant, is everything pasteurised?
Uh, yes. It's also homogenised, plagiarised, priseprised and televised.
Honestly.