Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum

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Date: 04 March 2003 15:53:00

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am- Ambrose Bierce

Let me relate to you the intricacies of serving artistes. Not artists. Artistes.

On Friday we hosted a concert with a relatively well-known singer. I was the lucky gal to look after the band, which went something like:

“I'm a veggie, which of these has no meat?”

Uh... the vegetarian one with all the veggies?


And “I'm pregnant, is everything pasteurised?”

Uh, yes. It's also homogenised, plagiarised, priseprised and televised.

Honestly.