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Date: 05 April 2005 13:52:29
...or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?" Blackadder
Things to do now we're allowed to take scissors on planes:
1) Use the scissors to cut your steak, then shovel it in using the rubbish plastic fork. Throw the rubbish plastic knife away.
2) Cut up bits of the inflight magazine to make a crafty mosaic for your travel journal.
3) Give fellow passengers haircuts for a small fee. This way you can buy souvenirs and duty free perfume on arrival at your destination.
4) Trim your beard. Well, you may not have had the time before your journey.
5) Try to see if the new security cockpitdoors really do work. This should only be done if you are five (children are so innocent) or have the long-term goal of spending time in manacles/a prison cell (depending on which country you land in).
In other news, there are all-new rumours abroad concerning a new Blackadder series.