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Date: 14 February 2005 08:19:40
I would recommend you not do the following today (today being Valentine's Day)
1) Spend the day bemoaning your fate at being a singleton
2) Mutter something about "commercial sell-outs" at the posters in your local Woollies and Thornton's or shoot evil glances at delivery people depositing flowers and chocolates on colleagues' desks
3) Go to a wedding fair on Valentine's Weekend in Croydon. In fact, don't go to any wedding fairs in Croydon. Trust the lady who did the field test yesterday afternoon.
4) Moan about Charles and Camilla.
5) Moan about the weather.
6) Moaning generally is probably not very helpful. Go eat something with Vitamin D in it.