Categories: uncategorized
Date: 28 January 2005 12:32:52
Today I sustained a major wound on my thumb from the sticky tape dispenser. A few days ago I was severely gouged by the cling wrap box. I propose a class action against the violent criminals that manufacture the sharp metal teeth found on such objects and more importantly the box and dispenser engineers that make them so user-unfriendly? Can I claim workers comp for my injuries?? It's not just the initial trauma you know. Shortly after my cling wrap dispenser gouge occurred, I was squeezing lime juice for a salad and the pain from the interaction between lime juice and pre-existing hurty was worse than that experienced originally! And once I cut myself on the sticky tape dispenser at work and then had to make some sort of cream with acid in it and got a bit of acid in my cut... ooooooh! Brings a tear to the eye just thinking about it.
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