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Date: 07 February 2005 08:20:44
1. You will need two containers, preferably both with lids
2. A laptop is helpful as well
3. Place the uneaten pistachios in the less secure container
4. Place the more secure container (minus lid) on laptop keyboard (you may want to plug in a mouse - make it optical so that it will work on bed surfaces).
5. Commence eating. Use secure container to catch shells and papery bits from the nuts.
6. When you need to rest, ensure that both containers are lidded before sleeping. It may also be an idea to put the computer into hibernate mode.
7. Do not encourage pets or small children to play on your bed while eating pistachios. Have you ever slept on a bed of gravel? I imagine this is what it might be like.
8. Remove any stray bits of pistachio shrapnel from your clothing before standing up. See gravel comment.