Categories: uncategorized
Date: 22 June 2005 08:39:53
1. A mannequin in a posh department store that someone had partially dakked and was displaying his nudie bits (or where they would have been in an anatomically correct mannequin)
2. A child falling out of its stroller (it was moving slowly and no-one was hurt).
3. A pomello. It's like a giant grapefruit. Now what do I do with it?
4. A large display of musical biscuit tins. They weren't funny until we wound all of them up and then ran away. Hehehehe.
5. A loud mouthed shop worked shouting across the store "hey make sure you do the pricing right today. You did it all wrong last time" answered by "No I didn't! See $5.97". I'm sure the whole world needs to know that your shop staff aren't very good/nice to each other.
5. The mannequin again (on our way out)
6. A small child being berated by his parents for accidentally bopping passing strangers with a balloon.
7. A cup of 7-Up from a fast food place where they'd forgotten to put the 7-Up syrup in. My brother thought it was the worst lemonade he'd ever tasted.