Some things that please me

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Date: 29 July 2008 12:56:23

1. Green traffic lights
2. Lifts to and from the 11th floor that don't stop on any other floors.
3. Ice cream with golliwog* biscuits in it and custard on top.
4. Pooka not beating up dogs at the park without their consent
5. Powerful electric staplers. The sort that sound like they'd take an arm off given half a chance
6. Early marks.
7. Good underwear.
8. Fanta Zero.
9. Typing gloves**
10. Not having to get up in the morning.

* Actually now called scalliwag biscuits due to the political incorrectness of golliwog. Sorry Enid Blyton.
** Largely theoretical as such things do not seem to exist, at least not in a way that meets my specifications.