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Date: 15 June 2007 12:17:58

I think I might be slightly sick. I was wondering why gravity seemed a bit more severe than usual today, and I fell asleep at 6:30pm....

I hate getting sick when the weather gets cold because then people tell me that it's because it's cold that I'm sick and I should wear more clothes and turn on more heaters. I'm sick because people share their germs with me, and they do so more when it's cold because for some reason they don't like getting cold and wet and hence cram into closed-in spaces and breathe all over me. Bah!

Ah well, I shall get my revenge on the general public tomorrow and share some germs with them at work. Yes yes, I know that sounds bad, but as I am not sneezing, coughing, dripping snot everywhere or anything else disgusting, they will have to try rather hard to catch anything from me. And, quite frankly, if you go around sticking your fingers up other people's noses, well it's your own fault if this doesn't end well for you.