The end of writer's block

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Date: 31 July 2010 09:20:33

So I was sitting at a computer today, saving lives by documenting blood test results, when an immaculately dressed gentleman approached the desk and loudly addressed the assembled crowd (a ward clerk, a few nurses, some random passers-by and me):

"I have opened my bowels. You might like to write that in your book"

Why thank you. I might just do that. I'll start a new chapter.