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Date: 04 May 2009 03:00:22
Last night I found a Mars Bar in my car. Actually it was two Mars Bars - a 72g twin pack. It didn't have a name on it. In my opinion, food left lying around without a name on it is fair game.
So I took it inside to ponder while I cooked my frozen pizza. Perhaps someone would knock on the door and explain that they had lost a Mars Bar in my car.
No-one had claimed it by the end of the pizza so I opened it and ate one of the bars, saving the other one for my brother. But wait! There's More! What luck! It was a winning bar! The wrapper said that a new bar would be forthcoming with the presentation of said wrapper.
When my brother arrived home I shared the good news with him, that this Mars Bar had dropped from the sky into my car and was a self-perpetuating Mars Bar.
Turns out that he'd bought it for someone. But that's ok, he can give them the free one. He was happy enough when I presented him with the other half and told him about the pizza I had saved him.