Categories: uncategorized
Date: 18 March 2004 12:25:59
Interaction #1.
Random stranger: I got some medication here 6 months ago, I was wondering if you could tell me what it was?
Me: Er... was it on prescription?
Him: I don't know
Me: (Checking computer for any record of this man)... No... you haven't had anything on script.
Him: Well I got one from round the corner and one from here. And it was $20.
Me: Do you know what it was for?
Him: No. I need some more.
Me: Well we don't keep records of what we sell to people over the counter...
Him: What should I do? The doctor doesn't remember what it was either!
Me: erm.......
Interaction #2.
Woman: Right, what's the cheapest way to find out if I'm pregnant?
Me: wait 9 months and see if you have a baby.