chain saws

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Date: 26 April 2004 01:00:59

Early this morning, my peaceful long weekend slumber was disturbed by a chain saw being used under my window. Although come to think of it, I MAY have already been awake when it was first started. But still. Chain sawing before 9:30 on a public holiday is a bit harsh. Ah well. I have now written a good 11 lines in one of my assignments. So it's not all bad.

But I was just thinking that I am very glad not to be male. My father and brothers are all quite happy to use chainsaws, as is my neighbour. Those things are terrifying. I'm sure if I tried to use one I'd cut myself in half. Thankfully it is not expected that I know how to or have the inclination to use one. I am happy with this state of affairs. Please don't try to end my oppression by demanding equal chain saw rights for females. That is one killing machine I can do without.