stalking a cowboy

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Date: 29 May 2004 08:27:14

Today my brother and I went shopping for a birthday present for a friend. As we were walking from the car into the shopping centre I saw a guy wearing what appeared to be a cowboy shirt. I was intrigued by this shirt so told A that we had to catch up so I could look at it. We followed him through the car park and also through a department store and out into the inside of the centre then did a tricky manoevure so that we could see the front. At this point, having achieved all I wanted to, we desisted from following.

The shirt was actually an american patriotic shirt. I suppose it could be worn by a patriotic cowboy - it had two very large eagles on the back, on a blue backgroun, white stars on red backgrounds and cowboy sleeves (in a creamy colour). I can't really describe what a cowboy sleeve looks like but er.... well... work it out for yourselves. The front had four (I think) smaller eagles on blue backgrounds and some more stars and stuff.

It was hideous.

I also found that it's disturbingly easy to follow people without being noticed.