dvd preview: premonition
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Date: 25 July 2007 12:18:00
Premonition? I've got a premonition, sunshine.This movie is going to be shite. That's my premonition. I have premonished it. The titles will be slightly too expensive, the story will be interesting for about five minutes, and then it'll all dissolve into a big bag of bollocks. Three quarters of the way through Sandra Bullock will wander around in her underwear, but it won't matter because by that stage I'll be in the other room trying to make soup, and the only person watching will be my ten-month-old son, who'll also think it's a lot of shite.
What I really resent is that I'll forget to take it back so I'll have to pay an extra day's rental for a movie I haven't watched, and have no desire to watch, ever. Global Video should give out special chits for this stuff. Tick "this was shit, I'm not paying" and you get your money back, on the understanding that you're never allowed to rent another Sandra Bullock film from them again, to prove you were serious. I'd be fine with that.