The Boodie

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Tags: rosie

Date: 01 February 2007 19:29:00

Below is an artist's impression of the BOODIE monster which, my daughter tells me, "lives in a dark cave." Somebody told her about him, apparently, which is how she has been able to provide such a detailed description. The boodie "skips and jumps at the same time", because "he's magic", he's "really big, and he sometimes trips over his feet but he gets up and does it again. After considerable research we have established that he is somewhere between Rosie's height and being as tall as our house. He's "about up to the roof, but he isn't really". There is light shining on him but he's taller than the lights. And "that's it". The noise he makes is "a poo ba ba". He says it in an annoying, whiny voice. He is friendly. He eats lettuces which are about the size of a basketball. That's all he eats, it's his favourite. He NEVER eats sweets. He has an invisible ball on top of his head, and that's why he's so big.