Ten types of tea

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Date: 19 October 2005 10:09:01

1. Earl Grey tea
2. Normal tea
3. Jasmine tea
4. Cold tea (because someone made it for me and I didn't get round to drinking all of it)
5. Cold tea (on stage in a glass, pretending to be beer and/or whisky)
6. Tea made in the mug (I have profound reservations about this, but mention it out of a sense of fairness. Perhaps someone would like to start a discussion.)
7. Tea the meal
8. Whittard's Sticky Toffee Pudding flavour tea
9. Grey-green tea found in the bottom of a lost mug, perhaps with a floating island of mould. Not good for drinking (impotable, if you will).
10. Fair trade tea.