10 Items I Don't Own, And Have Never So Far As I Can Remember Even Seen

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Date: 29 March 2009 18:56:18

1. Chocolate sandals

2. High-heeled socks

3. Transparent trousers

4. Bouncy hat

5. Gaseous vest

6. Tie that is also a working wind instrument

7. Wooden bra

8. Scarf you can grate cheese with

9. Scratch 'n' sniff pyjamas

10. Pants with a different colour on the inside so you wear them either way as the mood takes you.