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Date: 31 December 1969 23:59:59
Yesterday. Went to shop. Bought sweets. Spent evening answering door, doling out sweets in genial and groovy manner to children in skeleton masks, reassuring firstborn son about scarey people, and having positive thoughts about Halloween being a time for children to go round their neighbours and be given goodies. This morning found chucked egg on window sill. Spent rest of day fantasising about what I'd do if I ever got my hands on the little shits.