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Date: 11 November 2003 17:07:00
• Live in London.
• Fill in consumer questionnaires, indicating that you earn lots of money and spend it on every kind of product mentioned. Don't forget to fill in your name and address so you can claim that star prize.
• Sign up for loyalty cards for all the shops you use and don't use.
• Go to the Christian Resources Exhibition in Esher handing out printed address cards to every stallholder.
• Surf the web, pressing autofill on every page you visit.
• Never pay bills until the final reminder.
• Always park illegally and never pay the fines.
• Find work in the book reviewing industry.