Categories: signs-of-the-times
Tags: catalogues, oddity.
Date: 01 March 2010 19:05:04
So there I was, idly leafing through a catalogue of original presents, when my eyes fell on a heading which read 'Swallow Clothes Pegs'. Why ever would I want to do a thing like that? Picking up my eyes again, I next noticed that on the same page I was instructed to 'Can Safes'. It seems to me that one would have to have exceptionally large cans. Finally, lower down the same page, I was exhorted to 'Cut Flower Food'. Well I ask you - do I look like someone who consumes flower food and needs to cut down on it? Who writes this stuff?