Categories: uncategorized
Date: 28 October 2008 22:51:42
Just brought myself up to speed with the latest news about Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross ringing up Andrew Sachs and claiming Brand had slept with Sachs' granddaughter. Leaving aside the general tackiness of such 'news', I wonder if I should ring up Jonathan Ross and say I had snogged his stepfather. This has the advantage of being true, though it was a long time ago and he wasn't Ross's stepfather at the time (but is now). I somehow don't think it would advance my standing in the world...