Categories: uncategorized
Date: 04 June 2005 03:00:00
The Ark is sailing and I'm not getting any sleep, but hey, we can't have everything!
As well as Wood being manically busy at work, so am I- which means that my exciting tales of life by the sea have never made it any further than my brain. This would be OK if it were not for two problems:
1) none of you can mind read (well, not as far as I know anyway), and
2) my brain has limit capacity and if now reaching overload.
To solve the problems there are two possible solutions:
1) Carry out genetic modification operations on all wibsurfers so that mind-reading is possible, or
2) download the stored stories either into the bin, or on to this wiblog.
The first option has a few drawbacks- the main ones being cost and likelihood of the operations not working or people dying. SO I've decided to do the second... and in Ark-like style you have to vote for which story will be written and which will walk the plank.
Vote now for:
a) 'help let me out of here!'
b) 'what's this ringing in my ears?'
c) 'but it won't work in a cash point machine'
d) 'order, gentlemen, order'