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Date: 15 March 2004 13:55:14
The other day at work I lost a Very Important File. It contained calculations I'd done (to British Standard 8110, if you're interested!). It being a Very Important File, it was Very Important that I found it again. So I started looking in all the filing cabinets in the office. There's lots. It took 3 hours to open each one, search the contents, discover it Did Not contain my Very Important File, and close it again.
It was a Very Worrying Day.
But, what was More Worrying was the fact that I have become Highly Charged as a result. I have noticed this phenomenon before- I'd try opening a car door and recieve a little electic shock by way of greeting from the vehicle. In my 3 hours looking for my Very Important File, approximately 90% of the filing cabinets greeted me. By the afternoon my hair was rather static, and I had a meeting with a Client. The more I attempted to brush my hair down the worse it got.
It was Terribly Worrying to sit though the meeting and be aware that fine strands of my hair were attempting to take off without me.
But, what was Most Worrying was the fact that when I got home I gave my husband an Electric Kiss. I tried a hug... that Shocked him too. The following morning it was no better... I am Electric.
It is Extremely Worrying.