POETS

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Date: 30 April 2004 13:56:45

It's friday, that makes it Saturday tomorrow.

Normally I like Saturdays- I get to have a nice long lie-in, and then my other half (the one that's awake) brings me breakfast in bed.

Unfortunately tomorrow we've got to get up to catch a train at the crack of dawn... but, for those of you who will be staying in bed and feasting, here are my tips:
1) don't have toast unless you like crumbs in your bed.
2) don't have milk on your cereal unless you like soggy cornflakes.
3) don't have grapefruit unless you don't mind squirting citrus juice in your eye.
4) don't have a cup of tea unless you can bear to drink it cold.
5) don't have a glass of milk unless you've figured out how to bind and gag your cat.
6) don't have porridge unless you like eating with cat fur stuck to your spoon.
7) don't...

...although I've found that a glass of water is mostly harmless (if you've got a few paper towels handy for when the cat knocks it over)!