Categories: family
Date: 18 April 2009 15:37:56
I sent Mr Standard off shopping with the kids this morning with strict instructions to buy himself a couple of pairs of jeans because I'm fed up of him wearing the holey ones.
At the counter paying for his trendy-but-cheap jeans Mr Standard notices a display of manly bead necklaces and asks Elder Son, "Do you think Daddy should get one of those?"
Elder Son: "No. You'd look silly"
Cashier: "You've got yourself a personal shopper there!"
It appears that I should send Elder Son shopping with his dad again; no beads were purchased. Although there is a four foot long helium filled shark floating in our dining room now that I'm sure wasn't there before the shopping trip!