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Date: 29 December 2005 14:44:57
Back to the saga of the teeth. Just to confirm having taken note of previous comments the wicked witch of reality has been banished by the band of brave Wibloggers. As such the tooth fairy(ies) has visited.
The gentle fairy folk, being aware of her sore gums and an unfortunate experience she had had when Father Christmas misjudged the distance between Third Partys head and the bed one year, decided not to go near her head whilst our brave maiden slept, but magically, during daylight hours transformed 10 teeth (last weeks & this) into a portible CD case, without anybody in the house noticing.
The mortals were too busy worrying, about the gremlins which appear to have invaded, causing leaks last week and dodgy tv meters this week, to see the fairy folk at work. When they had finished dealing with minor disasters though, there was great confusion at there being a gift rather than fairy silver, but this can be explained by the fact in cases of massive bravery (& a long term occupancy by the wicked witch of reality) special spells are cast to turn the fairy silver into what the child desires most.
The mother of the brave maiden Third Party is really impressed at how sensible her not so little person has been. Think the use of Christmas vouchers to do some retail therepy on the way to the dentists was v. definately the correct course of action, (and one I would heartily recommend to any other parents whose charges are about to face the same type of thing).
(Note here for anyone who happens to be in a house where there is an abundance of HMV gift cards: If you have more than one person in house with gift cards , and a voucher book from said store, which you can use from today, it really does pay to go on a massive shop together and so you can use substantial vouchers at the back when you take it all to the till together, rather than the ickle ones at the front :D).