Car Toilet

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Date: 05 April 2005 06:59:13

One of the dangers of living in sub tropical paradise like I do is the varied wildlife that is in our area as well. My car has been bombarded by tons of Guano. For some reason my Sonata must appear like a massive toilet for the many fruit bats that inhabit my area.

I tried to make things better by moving my car from mot so close to the tree but those little buggers do not give up. But my car just looks rather shocking. So being a go getter like I am. I for soem reason crank up the Simon and Garfunkel and go through the automated car wash. But the fruit bats have the last laugh by creating poo that is unperturbed by the monstrous activity of the surburban automated car wash. I even tried to beat them by getting the deluxe wash but no movement! I just don't know what to do except continuing to drive around in a bat toilet.

Til Next Time Smile While Driving a Bat Toilet,

Chops

Til Next time