I Was Amused.

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Date: 12 April 2005 13:07:14

The House of Chops is famous for it's uniformity. It is only when you repeatedly look closely like I do to make sure all is perfect do you see the extent of the uniformity. If you walk into a room with about a 110 tables you can look at them from various angles and sisdes and everything lines up perfectly. It is amazing how geometric it is. When you look at a Seminar room set for 500 people the pads and pens are all set identically with the pen on the angle from the corner of the pad. But when you step back and look diagonally at the room all the pads are set in the same line. I have come to the conclusion the reason it has to be so strict is so you don't notice it. But if it was not uniform you would notice it the second you walked into the room. Because all would see the room was set higgly piggly.

I thought I had seen the extremes of uniformity till today. I was waiting for a client and checked on a room that is being set for breakfast tomorrow. Once again all the chairs and tables lines up and the glasses and other things on the table looked identical to every table in the room. But what blew my mind apart was the preset mini boxes of cereal. Each table was absolutely the same. For example the corned flakes were at 12 o'clock and the pops coco were at 6 o'clock and as you looked in a line across the room all you could see was the pops coco in a straight line and then when you changed position the sugar lumps were also in a line. It was absolute Poetry in Motion. A beautiful site to behold.

Till Next Time Display your Cereals Uniformly Cause it Counts for Something,

Chops