How Rude!!

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Date: 28 April 2005 02:24:08

One thing i love Gentle Reader about the House of Chops is dressing like a schlubb and then getting my suit handed to me. Whilst I can dress up and make a good impression there is still a small inkling of rebel in me. For instance I have never learned to tie a tie!! That's right five yrs of private school education and five yrs at the HOC and no tie tieing for me. My tie does not go back to the uniform room at the end of the day like the rest of my uniform. It stays in the office so I can slip it back over my neck with no need to retie it. As the evil uniform lady would untie it so it is now kept in the office for it's own safety. Adter several embarrassed mornings of asking the other uniform ladies to tie my tie it was decided by all involved to keep it in the office for safety.

Yesterday the young uniform lady grabbed my suit and said "So Mr Clumsy Fingers your tie is in the office isn't it?" I retorted with my fingers are not clumsy just too special to tie a tie and stormed off. Mr Clumsy Fingers!!! The rudeness of it all. In my warped view of the world the fact that I have managed to get to my age and not be able to tie the tie is awesome. Which shows I am not the slave of the Man! That I am not controlled by his corporate dog collar. I think i need to get some chocolate and settle down. Forgive me please.

Till Next Time My Fingers Aren't Clumsy,

Chops