Oops Your Dead

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Date: 04 May 2005 00:08:02

After a busy and constant day just got back to the office about 1pm to print and file the numerous emails and such. Catching up with De Niro and then the mobile beeped beeped. "That's strange no one sms's us" I say "uh oh it must be a ERT" ( Emergency Response Team ). Your right says De Niro. No worries I'll call it in I say. Just at that moment the boss turns up to check in on things and have a chat about stuff.

I call security to say I am responding to ERT. Sorry Chops this time you actually need to report to control. It is just a drill but we need you here. The boss says well I need to have a chat quickly. No worries. So after that we get to the ERT spot and they left without us. It's never good when you are part of something like ERT and they have left you behind. Oh your all dead well the boss wanted a chat sorry about that. We found them easily enough. The scenario was on the cameras people started dropping. It was a gas leak. We talked about what we would do to help and take control of the situation. I just want to alleviate any fears we have two types of ERT one is the real deal and the other is this is a drill. Just so you know if your ever in an emergency in the House of Chops we are not just sitting around having a chat. I have not been to the real deal yet. But the practice ones have varied from a bomb and what to do in a protest to deep fryers on fire in a servery. That was the day I learnt not to spray cold fire hose water on really hot tiles because they will explode due to the instant cooling affect and shatter into many shards and cut you up badly. You learn something new every day really.

Till Next Time Does That Fire Hose Use Hot Water?,

Chops