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Date: 12 August 2005 12:17:54
Gentle Reader,
Had a very quiet day and got myself ready for the big conference. It starts the day after next and has generated about 5-6 pages of changes. Which by the way is a lot. The organisers are organised but the committee behind them are not so organised. Lots of VIP's so that should cause a few headaches including visits from the Police and such.
I thought it would be good to keep the blog a rolling. I have had some random thoughts recently and thought I would share them with you.
Advertisers are confusing me. Recently with two different products they have matched the claims of the advertsing guys. Firstly underwear. My underwear claims to be the most comfortable in the world. And it in fact it is. So much so I have bought more than one pair. I am not sure exactly why. It may have something to do with the material it is made out of and it has something to do with the cut of them as well. But the good folks who desing and them make them must wear them themselves because they truly are the most comfortable unides in the world. And before the smarties out there suggest that yes g-strings are comfortable for men as well, they are actually boxer style lycra numbers. In a very nice manly light blue colour.
The other is my razor. The sad part is that last time I tried a new razor it was given to me and was the closest shave I ever had. So the good folks at the razor company release the new razor and say it is in fact the closest shave you've ever had. I am a bit of a sucker for anything new. Any new food item I usually am the first one to try it. But the Police State had bought the new whizz bang razor and said it was the best shave he ever had. My razor went missing when I got back from O.S. So I thought I would give it a burl. As weird as it feels it really is the best shave a man could ever have.
So what is up with you advertisers telling us the truth. We have been taught over many years not to trust you people and then you trick us by telling the truth. It is a very low thing to do to us poor not so smart consumers.
Till Next Time Trust No One Especially If They May Actually Be Telling The Truth,
Chops