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Date: 25 August 2005 13:29:16
Today I crossed the line. I went from being part of us and was part of them. I know this may sound a little confusing but I became a client today at the House of Chops. In my role as Wedding consultant for the Wedding of the year for the Police State and his lovely intended fiance Chlorophyll. We had a meeting with their event coordinator.
As I think I have outlined previously. I have had several meetings with the lovely couple and in particular with the Police State about what we wish to do with the Wedding. The event coordinator whom we will call the rainbow sash was quite impressed with the amount of info we were able to cover today. It was because we were all about cutting the crap and getting down to details which is so much better for both sides.
The Police State probably has the sash thinking we are a little strange. When the sash asked do you have any premium beverages required for the occassion. The Police State replied with Oh yes Grenadine. For any of those out there that don't know what it is. Grenadine is a sickly sweet syrupy concocation that people place in cocktails. Or if you are a psycho like my friends and I we add it to the already super sugary suffiency of a cola beverage. So I think the sash thinks we are a bunch of non alcoholic sugar freaks who don't dance. Because we laughed when she asked us if we want a dance floor. Trust me if any of the three blokes that make up the boys side in this wee shindig would be quite a site on the dancefloor and should never be slightly encouraged to step onto the parquetry and shake their groove thing. Let me tell you we are talking about some rather sizeable groove things in question.
It was quite weird being on the other side. Not completely bad. I scored a free drink and free parking. I did get some weird looks from other staff members. I think some may have heard my lovely girlfriend's name which can also be a boy's name. So I am sure some of them may have thought we were planning our gay wedding. Which I wish to categorically state is not the case. The Police State snores way too much for my liking. Place the whole not being Gay thing may also put a stop to that.
Till Next Time I Really Am Not One Of Them But One of Us Honest,
Chops