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Date: 26 September 2005 13:21:54
As detailed previously I am a groomsman and general dogs body for the Police States Impending Nuptials. As such I have organised a meeting with the event manager person the Rainbow. The only time she had free was later this week at a certain time. The Police State promptly reminded me that the intended store to fit our suits is 2 hrs drive away and we need to do this on the same day. Because of the generous proportions of the rest of the grooms side we need to go to the large and lanky store.
I needed to keep the appointment and we also needed to get the suits while the best man the Curate (yes that Curate formerly of Wiblog Fame) heads back to wheres he once came. I found out that the large and lanky store was actually a part of a local chain of mens wear boutiques but specialised in the large and lanky as compared to it's inferior skinnier cousins. After calling the head office of said store I found out that they have a large and lanky store in my very city and the 2 hr drive is not required!!!
I called the store and told them of our mission. The very distingushed man who answered the phone asked me of my proportions. I told him of my size and he said some of the sweetest words that have ever graced my ears. That is definately in the smaller proportions of what we stock. We should be able to find something small enough to fit you. I had the simultaneous urge to hug and kiss this man straight through the phone. I don't think I have heard anything close to that in many many years.
So Till Next Time Just Call Somewhere You Normally Wouldn't And You Will Get A Compliment,
Chops