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Date: 30 November 2005 23:39:41
This is the second part to the saga which was started yesterday. We left our heroes going through the pains of trying to procure a simple sewing kit to repair a button which did wish to be part of my shirt. We gave up waiting for the sewing kit and then went through our passes as extra sized Male models. I tell you the world has not seen three sexier husky males since the start of time. We had it all poise, style and matching outfits and matching fob watches. The curate and I for completing our duties as attendants scored some very nice fob watches and some very nice engraved sentiments on them as well.
After our stint as male models we went over the room by the watercourse. It was a splendid venue, it is actually a separate room in a building in the nearby parklands near the House of Chops and run by the House of Chops. The attention to detail of the staff could not be topped. Earlier in the afternoon we dropped over the place cards. Each tables goodies were in a zip lock bag. One of the tables had been set for 10 people but needed to be set to 11 due to a late comer. We didn't need to tell the staff, they saw 11 cards in the baggie and then sent the table accordingly. So when we rocked up around a hour before the wedding and the Police State had just remembered to tell the staff to do that and had forgotten 2hrs earlier they had already set the table with 11.
The ceremony was splendid from the piece of music written especially for the occasion. The sermon and ceremony was very touching and well presented by the Big Kahuna. The slightest hitch was during the signing of the register the Drag Queen who was running the food and bev thought the ceremony was over and started to send the staff out withy food. I saw this from the stage where I was trying to complete my grooms men type duties. I then with a fierce face and brief movement of my hands instructed the wait staff to get back and stop serving the food as the ceremony was not over. The poor girl at the front was obeying my signal but was being told by the Drag Queen to keep going. I gave him a fierce look that clearly communicated that they should cease and desist. I had thought that not many people had seen me till afterwards when a couple of people
noticed the game of charades in which I had been partaking. Whilst they were taking photos of the Police State and his now lady wife I ducked across to clearly communicate what was going on with the Drag Queen even though it was in all the paperwork. I was then dragged back onto the stage by the Curate for a photo and he quickly reminded me that I was still wearing my game face.
The food went well especially as their was a fairly large antipasto platter for the curate and I to share. I found afterwards from the Lovely One her whole table of 10 shared the same size platter as the Curate and I. We did manage to leave some food on the platter and we even shared a little with the Police State.
I don't wish to go any longer as I always get told off if this is too long. So hold on till next time for the final part of our saga.
Till Next Time Start Developing Longer Attention Spans,
Chops