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Date: 27 September 2005 16:19:12
Who said work was interesting? Today I'm bored! Not unusual I hear some say.
So I thought I'd describe some of my fellow beings I associate with in my youthwork:
Pastor Chugabug - This is their first ministry. Like all of us has faults and positive aspects. Organising needs improving though. Mother of Piggy Back and Brain. Wife of Ummmm Man.
Ummmm Man - Husband of Chugabug. Missionary Secretary. Charity Worker. Earns name from inability to form sentences that do not contain at least one Ummmm.
Piggy Back - Best attender in Sunday school class. Always wants me to give her the piggy backs I some how owe her. Also very fond of food.
Brain - Intelligent, quiet, meglomaniac. Very good at entertaining the troublesome trucks.
Troublesome Trucks - The collective name for my nephews - Shouts-a-Lot and Sly Dog. Loveable pair but hell together.
Notice Whisperer - Like the Horse Whisperer, only with Church notices. her superpowers include the ability to be hard to hear, even with the PA system. Sunday School Teacher and Deacon. Helps with C Club.
The Quiet Man - Says little until you get to know him. Loves football, obviously a big plus too me. Helps with the C Club (5-7's y/o on Fridays) and the youth group. Father of Bendy Girl.
The Quiet Man - So called because he rarely speaks. A great advantage when you used to be a councillor. Loves his football, so obvious why I like him then! Father of Bendy Guide.
Bendy Guide - So called because she is always off doing things with gymnastics or the guides. Every spare minute seems to be filled with her doing handstands or the Crab!!
Party Girl - Youth helper and cook. As happy in the kitchen as the pub. Fun too be with. Mother of Silent Hunk and Popular Girl.
Silent Hunk - So called because he's very quiet but a hit with the ladies. If only he showed interest in them they'd be overjoyed.
Popular Girl - As sister of Silent she is very popular. Then they get too like her for her sweet nature.
Shagged Out - ME!!!! So called by my loving wife. When I get home I just want to veg out and recover from work, youth, sunday school or some other event.
Sport Hater - THE WIFE!!! Nuff said there, I think!
Lassie - To hide his true identity. One of the youth group. Fun to have around. He always wants to play computer games or tell us about his multitude of girlfriends.
Gem - One of the youth. Also helps with the C Club. Very nice girl. Fun and kind - but don't tell her I said so.
I look forward to telling you more about them as time goes on.