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Date: 10 October 2005 18:52:27
It is with great regret that I write to advise everyone that the face of British music is about to change forever. News has leaked out that the new Axelord cometh.
As of Friday I will be the proud owner of a guitar. Yes, I will be learning to play Death Metal versions of the Graham Kendrick choruses, blues renditions of all your best loved "happy clappy" tunes and, hopefully, I'll soon be proficient enough to start playing howling, lead guitar breaks in every hymn and chorus known too man.
After many years of playing air guitar, a thing that my wife has learned to hate, I will now be able to join the greats. So be warned Clapton, Page, Beck and Hendrix..... THE AXELORD COMETH, and he is Welsh!!!!!