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Date: 06 November 2005 21:54:36
It was with much rejoicing and gladness that we received news of the new arrival at the Ingham household on Saturday morning. This news arrived courtesy of the Wibsite. How else does one find out these things?
I'm quite looking forward to seeing how he child turns out. How exactly will the child turnout? Will it be sensitive but practical? Or, will it be scientific but critical? The next 20 years should be fun, as we have such a rare opportunity to conduct a real life practical study in genetic/cross-species development!
Rumours have reached that it was delivered by vacuum cleaner attachment and looks like a cast member of "The Coneheads". We would point out that this is an unsubstantiated rumour and we are waiting for definitive poof. However, early pictures are said to have been obtained by the National Enquirier from an undercover reporter.
Whatever the truth, we welcome the new addition to the family!