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Date: 23 November 2005 09:17:12
I have received a post from a reader concerned at my refering to Sport Hater as My First Wife.
This is done purely to reflect the fact that:
1. She is convinced that she will out live me. Just because I'm 7 years older and men tend to die earlier than women. However, life is never that predictable. I could out live her yet. I therefore retain the right to remarry some nice young floosey at a later date. After all its what she'd want ;-)
2. At any time she could be attacked by a T-Rex that has thawed out by global warming; or been discovered in a remote land under the polar ice caps or on South American mountaintops. It could happen people...... Remember there have been previous cases of this happening!! I remember seeing the news reports at the cinema and on TV.
3. It means that she won't take things for granted and become complacent.
Weighed against this are the facts that:
1. I love her.
2. I intend staying with her until either one of us does indeed snuff it.
3. She makes exceptionally superb banana cake.
As you will see, all of the above are convincing arguments to support our marriage. I hope that allays any concerns that people ma have.