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Date: 23 November 2005 18:18:13
While checking my traffic figures I noted that there are visitors from many areas of the world. However, despite an A level in Geography and working in the logistics industry for 20 years I have never heard of Country Undetectable.
I've searched Google, checked atlases and even asked other people but no one and nothing has heard of this. Then it struck me.....
Maybe Wibblethorpe is on a list somewhere. Well obviously it must be as people are always making lists of things, including lists of lists. What if we're being monitored by the CIA or, even worse, the French? I mean its Thanksgiving tomorow. Could the Texas Dodo be checking us for anti-American propaganda?
I'd like to say now that Americans are lovely, kind hearted, peaceful, God fearing people. They are a pleasure to work with and too know. Well except for the religious maniacs who think that God speaks to them personally and says that they have the right to annex vast areas of the world by both military and commercial means. THEY SUCK!!!!!
So, tomorrow I'll celebrate American Free Day, as we people who work for US companies refer to it, by giving thanks that, despite attempts to portray them as insular, narrow minded, inbred simpletons, they are really nice people who are misunderstood by those too lazy to get too know them!
Yes, McDonalds & Microsoft are indeed evil entities that should be taken outside and shot but they are not truly representative of American culture. Now I know that someone, who sounds like a timber like substance, will now start ranting about how they are responsible for 98% of what's wrong with western society and someone else, who sounds a little annoyed, will say that the other 2% is their fault as well.
Remember, as Christians, we are taught to be tolerant of others as, those of you who are not Welsh, are not perfect either.
So if the CIA or the French are reading this post - hello both. Welcome to a world where people love others and do not feel the need to bomb, betray or stab others in the back. Join us, you may enjoy yourselves!!!!