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Date: 29 November 2005 09:40:50
I have received some responses with regards to naming the missing guest. I do like the suggestion of calling the guest Deranged Deacon but this would be confusing, as there are so many of us out there, and too easy.
After careful thought and rumination I have therefore decided to award them the title of:
Neighbourly Folk Abbotted Wombat
Their full pedigree title would include "On My Knee" at the end but this would be a truly disturbing image, for all concerned, and First Wife may then do nasty things to my train set.
I would like people to note that I'm now being referred to as "Only Husband". We came to this arrangement after I pointed out that, though I may marry after her demise, First Wife would not have this option as I promised to return and haunt her if she did. In addition there is no other man out there who could manage to match my unique charms.