The Poor Parrot & Where's Your Surname

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Date: 17 January 2006 16:06:21

I was very touched by the story of the parrot that grassed up the owner's girlfriend.

I have therefore decided to get one for the flat. Not because I don't trust the wife but in order to find out what she mumbles in her sleep. Since I blogged that she had ben talking she has now changed her style. Instead of annunciating clearly she now mumbles.

I'm interested because I want to see if she makes any more sense asleep than awake. As I work away a few nights a week, I'm also worried that she only talks clearly on those occasions and I'm therefore missing her pearls of Dithdom.

It is now possible for you to find out where other people with your surname live in the UK. A website run by Spatial Literacy.org lets you see how people with your surname have disbursed around the country. You can link to it at http://www.spatial-literacy.org/ but beware as the servers are very busy.

I'm thinking of doing he same sort of thing but with sandwiches and drinks. You could try to track the whereabouts of your favourite foodstuffs by linking to my site. What ever happened to that sandwich you ate in 1975 that you liked so much? Where did I leave that bottle of Panda pop I bought in 1994?

I see the possibility of branching out into other useful areas as well:

Where are my car keys?
Where is the TV remote?
What happened to the kids?

With the right technology I think I would be able to answer the question of what happens after death. All I need to do is tag the soul and away we go. Finally definitive proof that heaven is in fact a place just outside Builth Wells and hell is the M25 at rush hour....