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Date: 23 January 2006 20:44:08
The first man says, "Three pints and a penguin please mate"
As I write this I'm watching West Ham on the TV. So far we've scored 2 goals of otherworldly quality. This is what football is all about, entertainment. Both sides are playing open football. This is what I pay money for, whether at the match or via my satellite subscription.
The second guy says, "Oi, keep the noise down, we're trying to tell a joke here!!"
Yesterday was youth. They were doing craft, making pretty designs on wall tiles. I was presented with one to keep.
I was greeted to cries of "Heyyyyyy Thingy's here" and a rendition from Gem of Don't cha! She later presented me with her tile which is inscribed with:
Tired&Emotional
Don't cha!
At the next meeting we begin preparations for our service for Fairtrade fortnight. I've been promised that they'll help to take the service, so we need to prepare.
In addition I'll be promoting Tearfund, as the new church rep. This appeals to me as campaigning is one of my favourite things. As you'll see from previous posts, to me politics and religion are inseperable. As Christians we have a duty to make our voices heard as we work for a better world.
However, we always need to make sure that, like yesterday afternoon, we still get time to laugh and joke.
Guy three says, "Hang on this ain't a pub its a wiblog. No wonder we can't get served!"
BANG!!!!
The three guys just left in disgust at not getting their joke in.